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Alfred F. Jones
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marikfan333 Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
MintyPrussian Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2014

Yay North America!
amyluv3 Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Me when I make the high score
Me when I make the SECOND highest score
:iconyaycanadaplz: Close enough..
Me When I have to do chores
Me when me friends tease me
:iconbastardoplz: SILENCE!!! I KEEL YOU!!!!
Me when I first tried flappy bird and failed
:iconfliptableplz: FUUUUUU-
Me when a brony gets annoying
Me when I spy on someone
Me when someone notes me
Me when annoyed
Me when Someone makes an amazing come back
Me When I have to go to the dentist
Me when someone makes a cheesy pun
Me when something could be made pervy
Me when the beat drops
Me when I see a friend
Me when I read a terrible fanfic
:iconwthamiseeingplz: ...
Me when I read an amazing fanfic
Me when I see someone I know at Walmart
Me when I troll a brony
:iconlooolplz: U mad, brony?
Me when I am trolled
Me when I get to the end of a collection of icons, such as this one
KagamiStar Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2014  Student Artist
:iconclapplz: this made my day :iconspacetiredplz:
amyluv3 Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Pinktasic Featured By Owner May 19, 2014
CelticKawaii Featured By Owner May 6, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
I once took a self-test to see if I really had pyromania. Here's the abridged version:
Do you like fire?
:iconallofthethingsplz::iconsaysplz: Yeah!
Do you like to watch fires?
:iconyeahplz::iconsaysplz: Yeah!
Do you like to set things on fire?
:iconyayamericaplz::iconsaysplz: Hell yeah!
Were you hugged enough as a child?
:iconsaderidanplz::iconsaysplz: Um...well uh...maybe I...
Are you a loner?
Have you ever just felt plain awful?
:iconsadplz::iconsaysplz: *sniff* Mmm-hmm...
:iconamericapartyhardplz::iconsaysplz: ALL THE WAY!
Congratulations! You are a pyro! Now get help.
ask-AmeliaFJones Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2014

Once there was a guy called Alfred, aka America. He was forever alone at his home, because his uke UK was derping in gay bar with Japan's seme Greece and Germany's wife Italy.
America felt fucking insulted, because Prussia told him that he's ugly and even Ivan Braginski doesn't want him become one with mother Russia. (Then Ivan raped Prussia and they lived happily ever after, but Belarus made demonstration, because she was homophobe.)
America went mad and he ran upstairs, but he suddenly ran into someone... Um... What was his name... Canada, I guess? Well, America ran into... Kanada, and than sexually frustrated Alfred raped... Canata.

Well, you don't want to end up like Canada, don't you? But if you want, then don't send this anybody.

If you send this to 1-3 people, Ivan will come and make you become one with mother Russia. (in other words you will have threesome with Russia and Prussia)

If you send this to 3-5 people, drunk UK will run into you and yell at you that you cheated on him with France. (in other words you will have threesome with UK and France)

If you send this to 5-10 people, you will find a videotape with Spamano porn at your bed.

If you send this to 10+ people, you will be invited to Italy's and Germany's wedding, yay!
purple-puppet Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2014
1) why would you do this its annoying
2) it's a REALLY bad story
3) that is hilarious and weird
LuckyAng3l Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Wh- you said it was both bad and hilarious?
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