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Alfred F. Jones
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Once there was a guy called Alfred, aka America. He was forever alone at his home, because his uke UK was derping in gay bar with Japan's seme Greece and Germany's wife Italy.
America felt fucking insulted, because Prussia told him that he's ugly and even Ivan Braginski doesn't want him become one with mother Russia. (Then Ivan raped Prussia and they lived happily ever after, but Belarus made demonstration, because she was homophobe.)
America went mad and he ran upstairs, but he suddenly ran into someone... Um... What was his name... Canada, I guess? Well, America ran into... Kanada, and than sexually frustrated Alfred raped... Canata.

Well, you don't want to end up like Canada, don't you? But if you want, then don't send this anybody.

If you send this to 1-3 people, Ivan will come and make you become one with mother Russia. (in other words you will have threesome with Russia and Prussia)

If you send this to 3-5 people, drunk UK will run into you and yell at you that you cheated on him with France. (in other words you will have threesome with UK and France)

If you send this to 5-10 people, you will find a videotape with Spamano porn at your bed.

If you send this to 10+ people, you will be invited to Italy's and Germany's wedding, yay!
1) why would you do this its annoying
2) it's a REALLY bad story
3) that is hilarious and weird
cat11155 Nov 21, 2013   General Artist
Post this message on five different accounts and you'll receive 250 deviantART points it really works.
sylveonlove Oct 13, 2013  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
LaserKittenPlz Oct 6, 2013  Student Digital Artist
LASAH KITTEH :iconlaserkittenplz:
russgirl123 Sep 26, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconzoominplz: :iconyayaustriaplz: <you forgot austria....
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